Better Late Than Never?!?

"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public" - H. L. Mencken

"Few people have lost money underestimating the competence of the modern Federal Reserve" - Whitmore's Corollary to Mencken

Back in the Saddle

Apologies to those of you who have been left hanging for twenty-three months since my last blog post.  Two years ago, I felt very good about the direction I had been heading with my latest (using that word very liberally) missives.  While spending time reviewing all of the posts, I believe the analysis and advice contained therein are still sound and applicable.  So, time to take up the cause again for the handful of you out there who may be interested in more thoughts on successful investing.

The goal of this blog has never been to engage in specific  recommendations for personal finance;  although as you will see, I will violate that precept below.  Rather, my hope has always been to encourage and equip people to think in a manner befitting a successful investor.  I will continue to press ahead with that vision.

What has been happening over the last two years?  Quite a bit as it turns out.  Most importantly, I have become a new father!!  Kai Yoo Whitmore entered our lives almost eleven months ago.  I cannot express how transforming he has been for both Mina and me.  We are so blessed to have such a precious and wonderful soul for whom to care and to love.  To give the little fellow a bit more room to roam, we have also moved into a larger home that was in foreclosure last January.  Finally, I am in the process of moving into money management after doing full-time investing for the last nine years.  That should serve as a brief, if exceptionally truncated, personal recap.  On to the world of investing.

Proud Papa

So What is So Precious About Some Metals?

Recently, I was on a plane returning from a conference in LA.  While I consider myself a reasonably affable person, my strategy concerning plane travel is to, while not being impolite, generally avoid conversations extending beyond brief pleasantries.  Call it a form of PTSD perhaps, stemming from a few too many cross-country flights seated next to overly loquacious individuals sans reading materials or entertainment devices.  I had just cracked open my book when I could not help but eavesdrop upon the conversation between two professionals seated next to me.

"Sure, it is pretty to look at, but for what is it really useful?"

"Well, it does have some inherent value, right?  I mean, doesn't it have some dental applications?"

"Nah, gold is not worth crap.  Even its dental uses have become obsolete.  What is possibly the point of owning it?  I mean look at your ring.  It probably cost a lot.  But do you know tungsten carbide costs a tiny fraction of gold, yet is more resilient, and even more reflective?"

"Interesting point.  So you think that gold is overvalued?"

"Absolutely!  I mean it is only worth anything because people have always said it was 'valuable.'  Remove people's perceptions and it is a worthless metal.  Trust me, gold is a bubble that will burst."

Given my conversations with friends and acquaintances, my opinionated fellow traveler embodies the perceptions of many, many individuals.  Particularly in light of the fact that gold is now trading at the upper end of it historic valuation levels, this seems to be a particularly good time to address what role, if any, owning gold and other precious metals should occupy in one's portfolio.

By way of full disclosure, I am not a disinterested individual when it comes to precious metals.  I began accumulating gold around $300/oz., silver at about $8/oz. and platinum at approximately $800 oz.  Over the years, I have gradually added to my positions, particularly when there have been significant pull-backs in price.  I have never sold an ounce of any of the metals in my possession, regardless of market gyrations.  When I first recommended gold as an attractive asset class here, it was almost three years and $900/oz. ago.  Clearly, I find value where my travel companion did not.

In Defense of Gold

The first issue implicitly raised by the gentlemen discussing gold is something called the paradox of value.  Indeed, tungsten carbide probably is a material that has infinitely greater utility than gold.  However, it is even more obvious that water is of far greater practical use than diamonds.  Yet I would scarcely expect the price of the latter to collapse (although I would not be surprised to see an escalation in the price of the former, a discussion for another time).  In essence, the conceptualization of my skeptical friend concerning gold's value was completely divorced from scarcity.  While water and tungsten carbide may both have huge practical use advantages, they are both relatively common.  While diamonds and gold may both suffer from being of limited use industrially, their scarcity helps makes them extremely valuable. 

When gold was trading in the $300-800 range, I used to call it an insurance policy that paid you a premium to hold it in the form of significant expected capital appreciation.  And while it can no longer be called historically "cheap" (although this is not to say that gold does not have room to appreciate further), I would argue that it merits a place in every investor's portfolio. 

What I mean by an insurance policy is that precious metals, and gold in particular, are the ultimate anti-crash assets.  I am not talking about any type of crash here.  Precious metals went down with virtually all other assets back in the '08-'09 financial implosion (although gold went down very little by way of comparison to the vast majority of assets). No, the kind of crash I am talking about is the sort when currencies collapse. 

Now I know that most people tend to view the integrity of the US dollar as sacrosanct.  It has been the reserve currency for three generations now.  If you talk to most traditional money managers, they will tell you the "safest" asset is US government bonds.  After all, they have the "full faith and credit" of the federal government backing them and are denominated in the almighty dollar.

I see such faith as deeply misplaced.  Without going into too much detail at this point, the US can be characterized as "Greece Lite."  For years now, our public finances have been deteriorating quite dramatically.  The most recent skirmish between Republicans and Democrats over raising the debt ceiling is just the beginning of a what will be a protracted process in an effort by policy-makers to make Uncle Sam's balance sheet remotely solvent, one which I think will most likely lead to stalemates and "kicking the can down the road."  Or simply put, politics as usual.

We as a nation are having the ignominious distinction of seeing our Debt-to-GDP ratio surpass 1.00.  What does that mean, and why does it matter?  Well, in order to clear our federal balance sheet, we would collectively have to cough up a cool $15 trillion, or basically an entire year's worth of total economic production!  That prognosis is actually rosy if one considers the level of unfunded liabilities (in the form of Medicare, prescription drug and Social Security obligations).  Depending upon the accounting methods employed, the federal government is in the hole between $60-115 trillion!  Considering that the total non-government national assets equal about $80 trillion, these are problematic obligations.

All Roads Lead to Inflation

So what is a bloated, decrepit and hoary super-power to do?  What the US should do is dramatically slash spending it cannot afford, as well as non-regressively tax consumption so as to broaden and deepen the tax base.  Since this has no chance of being politically viable with either party, what the government will do is provide more bread and circus to the masses. 

The Federal Reserve has already begun to do something that will effectively lighten the debt load.  It sounds innocuous enough.  Whether gussied up as QE1, QE2 or QEad infinitum, it is also known as "monetizing the debt." In plain English, it amounts to the same noxious thing: printing money.  Now do not get me wrong.  The effect of printing money for the debtor/counterfeiter is great.  That much cannot be denied.  Who would not like a massive cash infusion that requires no more effort or cost than Bernanke making a few keystrokes on the Fed's computer system?

The problem is that there is no such thing as a long-term free lunch in the world of finance and economics.  Whether it was Nero debasing the silver content of the denarius almost two-thousand years ago or Mugabe debasing the Zimbabwe dollar to the point of literal worthlessness in 2008, students of economic history know that the results of money printing are eventually ruinous.

This leads us to the two main reasons why people should consider holding metals like gold, silver and platinum.  First, precious metals are a storehouse of value.  I am old enough to remember with some vividity the stagflation of the 70's.  Most non-tangible assets did not keep up with the level of inflation.  Hence stocks and bonds underperformed.  People's standard of living declined as the dollar bought less and less over time.  Inflation typically is characterized by confiscation of wealth through the decline of real purchasing power by most citizens.

One of the few assets to perform spectacularly well during the 70's and into the very early 80's was gold, literally increasing in price more than twenty-two fold from trough to peak.  When dollars are being created willy-nilly, the amount of available gold barely budges every year.  I noted in a past post that the world's supply of gold would fit into a cube slightly larger than sixty-feet on each side; pretty rare stuff indeed.  When thinking about the price of gold, both today and in the future, it would behoove investors to consider the denominator - the US dollar.  It is simple economics that as the supply of something goes up, the clearing price of that item should decline.  Logically, if the amount of dollars created is dramatically increasing (which it is), yet the amount of gold is remaining relatively fixed (which is also true), the value of the latter in terms of the former should increase.

Second, gold is worthy of occupying a place in portfolios because it constitutes holding real currency.  I once had a prolonged discussion with a financial services professional who had substantial assets under his management.  He expressed incredulity at my assertion that gold represented an attractive asset class (this was even before gold breached $1000/oz.).  When I pressed him for his assessment of desirable investments, he identified short-term treasuries and cash as the best places to be in uncertain, volatile times.  I was taken aback by what I saw as a glaring contradiction in his analysis.  On one hand, he rejected gold as it was a "barbarous relic" that had no intrinsic value and generated no income.  On the other hand, he placed a large portion of his clients' funds in US dollars, which as a fiat currency has no intrinsic value and, in a zero-percent interest rate environment, generated essentially no income.  Furthermore, whereas gold is an element whose supply could not be increased at the discretion of desperate central bankers, the same most certainly cannot be said of US dollars.  So which would you rather hold over time?  Which would you be more confident will get you a decent amount of goods and services in the future?  Which asset will not be debased in the future? 

I find it noteworthy that, controlling for quality of inputs, gold will buy roughly the same amount of food, clothing and shelter today as it did centuries ago.  Indeed, most people forget that for years the only paper money that held value over long periods of time were those backed by a gold standard, and that as recently as 1971, the US backed its currency with gold.  The history of fiat currencies does not bode well for the future of the US dollar untethered to a gold standard.

Bubble Babble

One of the most common arguments I hear from traditional money managers, pundits and analysts is that at nearly $1800/oz., gold is clearly in a bubble, having increased in price seven times from its lows about a decade ago.  I think this is nonsense.  This is not to say that gold cannot experience a dramatic pullback from here.  I could easily see it declining by as much as 30%, depending upon macroeconomic events going forward.  But having shorted tech stocks in 2000, and mortgage lenders several years after that, I feel as if asset bubble analysis is a personal forte.  And I see none of the traditional signs of a bubble when it comes to the prices of precious metals.

For instance, I actually know very few individuals that own gold, much less any other precious metal.  I can literally count on one hand the number of people of whom I am aware whose portfolio comprises more than 10% gold or other precious metals.  Amongst money managers, exposure to gold is even rarer.  My favorite investment guru, Marc Faber, describes speaking before hundreds of money management professionals and asking everyone in the crowd who owns gold to raise their hands; nary an arm moves.  Ownership of silver or platinum (which is interestingly trading at less than the price of gold - a relative historical anomaly) is far rarer.

As far as I am concerned, the ultimate litmus test for an asset bubble is my not-exactly-patented "cocktail chatter index."  So far, it is two for two.  In the late 90's and into 2000, I could barely pick up a martini (or more truthfully a Midori sour) without hearing someone rave about their returns in Xyz.com.  Fast-forward seven years and I was unable to quaff a glass of syrah without being assaulted with tales of zero-down mortgages, condo-flipping and acquisition of "investment properties."  To date I have yet to be verbally accosted by anyone claiming to have doubled their money by owning gold bullion or to have financed a vacation by owning silver futures.  When that happens, I will have to reconsider my analysis.

Tread Cautiously

Importantly, I am not predicting an imminent rise in the price of precious metals.  As I mentioned, I think there is a very good chance that we could see price declines from these levels.  But from a long-term perspective, I think precious metals represent a very good risk-reward profile.  This is particularly true when considering what I believe to be relatively unattractive prospects in more traditional assets such as equities and (especially) government bonds.

What would change my analysis or cause me to be wrong in my expectations for precious metals?  Quite simply, a debt-deflation trap should the Fed and/or other key central bankers be unsuccessful in their efforts to reflate the world economy through massive monetary stimulus.  Personally, I think it is more likely than not that Bernanke and his ilk will be successful in their efforts to de facto destroy the credibility of the US dollar.  But nothing in investing is a sure thing.

Accordingly, I think if investors presently have no exposure to gold and other precious metals, it would be worthwhile to consider purchasing small quantities at regular intervals (monthly or quarterly perhaps).  To have less than 5% of one's portfolio in precious metals is, in my opinion, a serious oversight.  A higher weighting would be even more desirable.

I promise it will be earlier than the Fall of 2013 before another post!

Buy and Hold Investing Redux

Thou speakest wiser than thou art ware of.

Shakespeare, As You Like It


As regular followers know, I have been posting a series of blogs that will eventually amount to seven tips for investing based upon my foray into this world over the last decade or so. The last post was one which I knew would leave me frustrated and dissatisfied. The topic (Exploding the Myth of Buy and Hold Investing) is so vast so as to justifiably warrant treatment as a book. No blog entry (no matter how grandiloquent) could possibly suffice in adequately covering the subject. I found myself omitting point after point, for fear that each new issue would spawn several others which should logically be examined.

Reader Ruminations

I was already considering a follow-up blog attempting to fill in some of the larger gaps in my analysis, while clarifying and qualifying other points, when one of my more intellectually gifted friends posted the following comment:

Hi Mark,
Thanks to your posting, I have learned that I am a proud member of the Boglehead tribe. However, it is not because I believe the market is efficient and rational, as you suggest. In fact, I love reading the clever books by behavioral economists who demonstrate how irrational we all are. The problem is that I think it is just as hard to predict a crash as it is to predict a winning asset class (maybe harder). Thus for me, targeted short selling would likely be disastrous, especially given my lack of willingness to spend a lot of time researching. So, buying and holding low cost, diversified investments still seems like the least bad strategy (unless you have some great inside information you are willing to share!). As a way of illustrating my position, the last time I noticed your posting, it was in March, 2009 and you were giving the general advice to stay out of the market due to the pervasive financial uncertainty. Being a Boglehead who blindly feeds my 401K in all markets, I didn't listen to your advice and I now am a lot richer as a result. I am sure another crash is coming sometime and somewhere, but at this point, I am planning to continue to keep on Bogling. As a fall back, I plan to never retire.
I really enjoy your blog!
Happy Holidays! Joel Schmidt

A very thoughtful and articulate comment, thanks for the feedback, and Happy Holidays as well, Joel. Indeed, I believe there is no shame in being a proud Boglehead. He is not only one of the sharpest minds to have gained prominence on Wall Street, but he also has perhaps the purest heart (a far rarer trait in the world of finance). I have in the past referred to him as the (Living) Patron Saint of Investors. I highly recommend his books, most notably Common Sense on Mutual Funds.

Joel does bring up the most difficult element associated with NOT being a buy-and-hold-forever investor -- timing. Bogleheads correctly point out one actually has to be right about timing not just once, but twice: when to initially get in (out) of the market, and then when to get out (back in).

Let me be VERY clear about something. I do not (at least conventionally) in any way advocate market timing. Quite the contrary, I make virtually all of my investment decisions with a window of at least five, and usually closer to ten or fifteen, years. Despite making my living as an investor, I have gone almost six months at a time without executing a single transaction.

I depart from the Bogleheads in that I believe at the extremes (in terms of time, market sentiment and valuation), it behooves an investor to make discretionary buy and sell decisions. I would characterize my investing philosophy as buy-and-hold-until-the-asset-becomes-overvalued. Or maybe buy-and-hold-until-an-even-more-undervalued-asset-presents-itself. Given the unwieldy nature of either moniker, an imminent how-to book by yours truly is not in the cards.

Mania Mentality + Paltry Dividends = Market Avoidance Therapy

To specifically address Joel's comment, and while possessing no insider information whatsoever (actually resolutely classifying myself as an outsider), I think there are at least two ways in which to identify a coming market crash. The first is very unscientific, and which I have mentioned in the past - mania mentality. Investing should be about as much fun as watching paint dry. Slow, steady and relatively modest returns should be the norm. Similarly, investing in almost every normal era in American economic history is something off the radar screen of most individuals.

Conversely, when people experience stratospheric returns far in excess of long-term norms for a particular asset class, and/or when millions check the balance of their 401(k) account to gleefully take note of their capital gains more often than they check the weather forecast, these are signs that bubble mania is rampant. In times like those (say 2000 for stocks, and again with the housing market in the years thereafter), history shows us that even over the medium-term (say 5-15 years), one is better off avoiding the asset class in question.

The second, more scientific, method for identifying overvalued assets is to look at relevant quantitative data. I will admit that for the lay investor who does not want to devote much time managing her portfolio, most of these numbers will be too arcane. Specifically, as a deep value investor, I look to such metrics as price-to-book, price-to-cash flow, price-to-earnings growth, and the like. But let me give you one quantitative measure that is accessible and (hopefully) understandable to the lay investor: dividend yield.

For many decades, dividends made up half, and oftentimes more, of the total returns that investors received (capital appreciation being the other component). Between 1945 and 2001 the dividend yield for the overall US stock market averaged 4.1%. When dividend yields come down dramatically, this is almost invariably the hallmark of an overvalued market that is destined to fall.

An Illuminating Illustration

Let me use an example to help demonstrate why this is the case. Let us assume that ACME Inc. is a hypothetical company which is huge and diversified. As such, its stock price is representative of the market as a whole. At the beginning of Year 1, it is selling for $25/share and pays a dividend of $1 (hence a 4% dividend). That same year, investment fever begins to spread throughout the country (since this is a hypothetical, pretend the last 10 years never happened and that investors are not so shell-shocked) and the economy is deemed quite healthy. ACME's stock price jumps, closing out the year at $40.

Now this is an important point, and one of the reasons why dividend yield can be a helpful valuation tool for assessing stock markets -- companies do not tend to increase or decrease their dividends significantly from year to year. This is unlike almost every other investment metric that can vary wildly (stock price, PE ratios and earnings being the most notable). Even after a blockbuster year, companies are loath to significantly boost dividends. This is because dividends are generally paid from the free cash flow, and companies do not want to overextend should their fortunes quickly reverse. When a company announces a dividend cut, this is seen by the market as a sign that it must be in dire straights. The market usually punishes such an announcement with a marked drop in its stock price. Therefore, in a great year, a company like ACME might increase its dividend a fairly modest 5%, to $1.05. This leaves the dividend yield at the end of Year 1 at 2.6% (dividend of $1.05 divided by its stock price of $40).

In Year 2, market madness continues. ACME's stock ends the year at $65, and the rest of the market moves up at a similar pace. After another great year, ACME boosts its dividend to $1.10, driving its yield down to 1.7%.

Finally, in Year 3, as investors everywhere are building castles in the air, ACME's stock soars to $105. After another solid year of earnings, the company boosts its dividend to $1.16/share. But now the yield has plunged to a scant 1.1%.

So, what is an investor to do? A typical lemming would, after all the amazing returns had been already achieved, plunge as much money into stocks like ACME as possible.

The buy-and-hold-forever investor would have already achieved great returns owning ACME and other stocks like it in broad-based index funds throughout it stock price ascendancy. However, this same investor would continue accumulating the ACME's of the market (even after a 300% price appreciation) every payday in her 401(k)/IRAs/brokerage accounts.

The contrarian/buy-and-hold-until-the-asset-becomes-overvalued investor would bail, concluding that the combination of bubble mania, as evidenced by market psychology, and terrible valuations, as measured by dividend yields and other metrics, create an awful prognosis for ACME and comparable companies going forward.

Back to (Harsh) Reality

Now the dividend and price appreciation numbers used in the aforementioned example were not selected haphazardly. For simplicity purposes I condensed the time frame, but between 1990 and 2000, the S&P 500 also increased more than fourfold in price, while its dividend yield plunged from 4% to a paltry 1.1% (an all-time low). This was about as close to a clarion call for an asset bubble as one could ever expect to see.

Please note that the superiority of contrarian investing over the buy-and-hold-forever approach is not remotely based on precise market timing. I stopped buying US equities at the end of 1998, more than a year before the S&P peaked. As such, I missed out on one of the S&P 500's best years, watching from the sidelines as it gained more than 20% in 1999. But when the market tanked (which it always does after an asset bubble emerges), I and my contrarian ilk were quite happy to have forgone the final ephemeral burst of gains as the market sine curve reached its apex.

The lack of importance of market timing (at least as measured by reasonably short durations of time) for contrarians such as myself is further highlighted by the fact that even after the S&P temporarily bottomed in October 2002, I did not purchase any US equities (other than select energy and mining stocks whose performance was largely unrelated to the overall US market). Why? Even at much lower price levels, US stocks did not represent a good value proposition. The dividend yield for the market did not even rise to 2%. Moreover, as detailed in other posts below, another asset bubble was fomenting in the residential real estate market. This was artificially propping up the US economy (which from a fundamental perspective looked disastrous). Accordingly, it appeared obvious that lower lows were coming for US stocks. So long term, patient contrarians such as myself watched as the market went up more than 70% in the next five years, convinced this was the mother of all headfakes in the market.

Essentially this "ought" decade was a lost one for equity investors in all three of the major markets (US, Europe and Japan). Actually, any investor who avoided investing the the US stock market after August 1996 would have been rewarded by having a lower entry point on her investment. This again highlights how unimportant market timing is. Well, let me qualify that. A colleague of mine once coined the term "meta-market timer" to describe me after hearing my approach. I think that is fair. With a decade-long time horizon, I think a diligent and enlightened investor is able to identify both attractive and unattractive assets from a valuation perspective and act accordingly.

I should note that while I have personally engaged in the short-selling of assets I deemed to be overvalued, particularly in 2000 and 2007/2008, that it would, as Joel correctly mentions, be a disastrous approach for 99%+ of investors. Rather, the strategy I advocate for almost everyone is simply to avoid these overpriced assets if you do not have them, and sell them if you do. One only has a limited supply of money to invest, so why tolerate exorbitantly priced assets in one's portfolio? Or, looked at slightly differently, why would one not want to sell and reap the profits when asset prices are dear?

Of Automaton Investing and Lost Opportunity

This segues into my last criticism of the buy-and-hold-forever approach. It treats broad-based (generally US) stock and bond indices as the only asset classes investors should consider. Even before I disavowed my membership as a Boglehead, I recall reading in his book on mutual funds that an investor should not look any further than within our borders for investment opportunities. This is sort of like a prospective auto buyer arbitrarily limiting herself to only purchasing Jeep brand vehicles (apologies to any Jeep owners out there).

There is a huge opportunity cost associated with restricting one's investments to total market stock and bond index funds, particularly when one further limits their holdings to US based assets. For instance, while investing in broad-based equity indexes was dead money (or worse) in the last decade, it was a spectacular time to be invested in precious metals (gold in particular was up 300%+), energy, agricultural commodities, industrial metals, and companies producing all of these assets. Emerging markets also performed very well vis-a-vis more developed markets. Some of the best opportunities in currency markets also presented themselves (shorting the dollar and pound, going long the Canadian dollar and yen).

When an investor limits oneself to a narrow spectrum of investments, buying those assets every payday no matter what the cost, and then does not sell even when prices obtain dizzying heights, she will inevitably achieve suboptimal returns. These returns will almost invariably best those of the lemmings, as well as those achieved by investors relying upon expensive, fatuous financial services professionals. Hence, as mentioned in my last post, buy-and-hold-forever investing is the "least bad" approach to managing one's finances that does not depend upon some level of valuation analysis.

Now What Did I Say Again?

One problem with writing a blog with the limited intellectual resources yours truly possesses is remembering what I penned. Joel correctly noted that Bogleheads have been rewarded since the market lows in March by having money in stocks. His recollection was that at that time I was encouraging people to stay out of the market.

I looked back upon my posts during that time. I was certainly blustering invectives against the moronic policies of both the federal government and the Federal Reserve, arguing that these actions would be counterproductive to the long term health of our economy. I also contended that these policies would be largely futile in terms of affecting the real economy even in the short-term, and with unemployment at 10% and underemployment at 17%, I stand by that assessment. I also mercilessly took Wall Street to task for its rank hypocrisy in advocating government bailouts of the financial services industry, while for decades arguing that the government should refrain from intervening in the free markets when it better suited their interests.

But I could not find anything imploring investors to stay out of the stock market. Indeed, the most recent post relating to specific investment advice I could come across was from February 4, entitled Portfolio Reclamation Project. In that blog entry, I first commented upon the nature of the 45% market crash from its October 2007 peak. I then made three specific buy recommendations: TIPS (up more than 8 1/2% while comparable long-term treasuries are down almost 20%), gold (up about 23%) and (for the first time since 1998!) high quality stocks. I was specifically bullish on Microsoft (up 64% compared to a 30% increase in the S&P 500 index).

Why the change from my bearishness expressed as recently as July 2008? Attractive valuations!!! For instance, the market crash drove dividend yields for the S&P 500 up to 3%+ for the first time since 1991! To add icing to the cake, rock bottom stock prices were coupled with a contrarian's dream - horribly negative sentiment. Virtually nobody wanted to own stocks. Baron Rothschild back in the 18th century is reputed to have said, "Buy when there is blood in the streets." This investment advice has withstood the test of time, and is just an extension of my first tip -- do not run with the crowd/lemmings. It is almost without exception in your financial self-interest to zig when others zag and vice-versa (at least when sentiment extremes of despair and euphoria manifest themselves). So I was backing up the dump truck and loading my portfolio with plenty of stocks that were selling for bargain basement prices (most of them were not US stocks, but many were).

The Best of Both Worlds

So I certainly do not fault Joel's analysis that by staying in the market and adding to his positions no matter what market conditions present themselves, he is richer for it since March. But so are those of us who are contrarians and saw the market crash as a tremendous buying opportunity. An important difference is that those of us who were out of the stock market when prices were exorbitant did not see a 50% haircut in our stock portfolios between late 2007 and March of this year. Investing really is as easy as "buy low, sell high."

I do not expect to post another entry until after Christmas, so let me wish everyone a very blessed and joyous holiday season!!

Tip #3: Exploding the Myth of Buy and Hold Investing

"Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." American Proverb

"Gentle Reader." Now this is a term/literary device whose usage was last prevalent during the Victorian era. But in the century or so since, it has been increasingly out of favor in the world of literature. People generally find it to be bracing and intrusive to a narrative, taking them out of the moment, if you will. But I have always been rather fond of authors who make use of of it. To me, there is both an intimacy and a fondness connoted when I read it.

Why wax nostalgically upon an archaic literary device that most contemporary readers dislike while penning a blog about investing? Well, Gentle (and hopefully patient) Reader, I found a most embarrassing error several days after posting my last blog. While fulminating at the incompetency rife throughout the financial services industry, I noted that those employed therein were largely, among other unflattering nouns, "imbiciles." While being the only word that was misspelled in my last missive (and corrected since then), the irony of this particular faux pas is not lost upon me.

Now who knows? Perhaps no one made it to the eighth paragraph to even spot my blunder. I would like to think, however, there were those that saw it and refrained from sending me a rather pointed comment noting the extent of my intellectual failings. That was kind.

But on to the third tip of seven regarding the investing lessons I have learned. From my perspective this is the most important of the series and will be perhaps the most controversial.

There is a certain type of smug investor who I am sure is fully on-board with my first two investing tips (in short, they are 1) avoid following the crowd and 2) eschew expensive financial products/professionals). This investor has read the books proving most people lose money by using a "rear-view mirror" approach to investing (what was the hot performing stock/mutual fund/sector/country last year?) as well as the fact that Wall Street as a whole does not beat the market.

Accordingly, this investor resolutely advocates that the only sensible investing strategy is to simply buy a suitably comprehensive low-cost index fund (say the S&P 500, or, better yet, the Wilshire 5000), and hold it until one needs the money in retirement. Sometimes called "Bogleheads" (after John Bogle, the revered founder of the Vanguard Group and stalwart proponent of index-fund investing), these individuals are among the most stoic and disciplined investors on the face of the planet. Whether markets are deemed to be high, low or in between, they just keep contributing to their 401(k), IRA and/or brokerage accounts every payday.

Undergirding the supreme confidence these investors have in the superiority of their approach is the devotion to the concept of "efficient markets." In brief (sorry for the foray into macroeconomics for those of you who eschewed the stuff in college), the efficient markets theory posits that whatever the price of a particular asset or index is at any given time, it is the "right" price. By that I mean that it reflects all the relevant publicly available information. Hence, any attempt by naive investors (such as myself) to proclaim that certain assets might be bargains, while others are overpriced, is unprofitable guesswork.

Why? Because any information/insight that I am using (assuming I am not acting upon illegally obtained insider information) is available to everyone else in the marketplace. So if I see an asset selling for $10 that is really worth $11 based upon its intrinsic value, one of two things will happen according to those who adhere to the efficient markets theory. The price could immediately jump to $11 if my belief that the asset is undervalued is predicated on sound information and analysis, as everyone else in the marketplace would see the same opportunity. While there might be a few quick traders who make a buck as the market price almost immediately jumps to $11, the vast majority of investors would be unable to profit. Alternatively, if my analysis is incorrect due to either false information or faulty thinking, I will make no profit and the market price will stay at $10.

For those self-satisfied Bogleheads out there, the fact that every year some hot fund managers beat the market does not in any way shake their confidence that trying to outsmart the market is a loser's game. They very calmly note that any bell distribution curve representing all active mutual fund managers would have at the far right hundreds of individuals whose seemingly extraordinary performance is explained by pure chance. They are in essence the coin-flipping monkey who tosses heads eight times in a row; a rare event, but one that has nothing to do with inherent skill. After all, two, and even three standard deviation events happen all the time in the real world.

I know the psychology of Bogleheads so well you see, because I used to count myself as one of them. Between 1998 and the early part of 2000 I was supremely confident that trying the beat the market yourself, or, worse still, paying some financial adviser to do the same, was futile. However, let me assure you that after being an investor over the course of the most tumultuous decade in finance since the 1930's, I am absolutely convinced that the "buy and hold forever" investor achieves less than optimal returns.

Before considering the evidence, I want to challenge the analytical underpinnings and assumptions that form the basis of efficient-markets theory. The most important viewpoint with which I take issue relates to the market itself. As noted above, the buy and hold investors look at the market as sort of an omniscient deity; the manner in which it prices assets is always "right," reflecting the collective wisdom of all market participants, who in turn are acting both with access to all relevant information and in their own economic best interests. This last assumption means people are "utility maximizing individuals," or, more plainly stated, that we generally act in a rational manner so as to increase our own wealth. This has been a core assumption of orthodox modern economics for many years.

After being an investor for over a decade, I have a very different view of the market. Rather than the accretion of the best and brightest market participants, whose wisdom exceeds any single actor or even set of actors, I posit that oftentimes the market is more accurately an aggregation of stupidity, naivete, impetuousness, and short-sighted thinking. Quite a stark contrast to the orthodox view, I must admit. Now I should qualify this view to some degree. Specifically, as the asset markets veer to the extremes in prices, the market itself is governed less by profit-maximizing, rational thinking. Rather animal spirits (greed in the time of raising prices, and fear in the time of declining prices) grip most market actors and induce them to act in ways that are not in their own long-term economic self-interest (but is very much in the interest of contrarian investors who take the other side of their trades).

As I mentioned, I was a staunch believer in efficient-markets theory and had been so since my sophomore year in college when I read A Random Walk Down Wall Street for my Macroeconomics class. My Road to Damascus experience came in the Spring of 2000. Specifically, the day was March 10, 2000. I was sitting at my desk trying to draft a legal brief, but my mind was on the other side of the continent. In NYC, the NASDAQ had just surpassed 5000 (almost 10 years later it is trading for less than 45% of that level)! For those of you who may not have been following investing back then, this capped an unsurpassed rise for the NASDAQ from a low of 1200 less than three years previously. No major stock index had ever increased by more than 315% in 35 months.

My intellectual worlds were colliding in a most irreconcilable manner. My college and graduate economics background was telling me that the prices levels for the NASDAQ and the high-flying stocks of which it was composed must be justified and sustainable. Why? Because that is what the market was saying.

But just like Keyes (played brilliantly by Edward G. Robinson) in the film masterpiece Double Indemnity, I had this "little man" inside of me, telling me something was amiss. Nothing made sense. The vast majority of companies seeing really stratospheric increases in their stock prices were the ones that made no actual profit, much less paid any dividend. When I queried my friends who owned many of these stocks as to the nature of their businesses, I often received smug, but vacuous, remarks about how XYZ.com was using the internet to leverage its sales. But sales of what? Many of these investors did not really understand what these companies were specifically hoping to do.

This March day was largely wasted from a billing hours perspective, but was transformative for me as an investor. Eventually I concluded that, despite everything I had taken away from my academic training, it was possible to "outsmart the market." At least at that point in time, where greed and the desire for fast riches seemed to be blinding people to the fact that speculation, as opposed to investing, usually ends in tears. Hence, I placed my first short order (an investment whereby you make money if the price of a stock goes down, but lose money should the stock price appreciate) that same day.

In the decade since that time, I have found that the market has repeatedly "mispriced" a plethora of assets: the overinflated US Dollar, cheap gold, undervalued emerging market equities, overvalued real estate, overly affordable industrial and agricultural commodities, as well as expensive (October 2007) and then cheap (March 2009) stocks. Fabulous opportunities to both buy and sell various assets have consistently presented themselves throughout this most tumultuous decade.

Before closing, let me briefly examine the perils of buy and hold investing. Its proponents point to the fact that over very long periods of time, one would not have lost money investing in a broad US stock index, assuming dividends were reinvested, during any twenty-year time period in the stock market's history. I think there are many investors who find that to be cold comfort after seeing what happened in 2000, and then again in 2008. Importantly, had an investor bought the S&P 500 index ten years ago and held it through the middle of this year, she would have zero capital appreciation to show for it. Once inflation is factored in, the investor would have lost purchasing power on her investment even if dividends are considered. During that same time period gold (a most despised, and hence incredibly attractive, asset in 1999) has increased in value four-fold.

Another example showing the pitfalls of buy and hold investing relates to a question I used to pose to people in the era of the tech crash of 2000. I would ask, "What is the longest period of time one could have invested in the broad US market and received zero capital appreciation in real (inflation-adjusted) dollars?" Back in 2000 people were still very unaccustomed to sub-par returns in the stock market. Answers I received varied from as little as 3-5 years, all the way up to about 15 years. The correct answer - 55 years (1929-1984). That is a long time to be patient. While the proponents of buy and hold investing will point out that in the "long-run" people have never lost money in the markets using their approach, I am reminded of John Maynard Keynes observation that, "in the long run we're all dead."

The moral of the story? Buy and hold investing is terribly flawed and will cost you large sums of money if you are buying and/or holding over-valued assets!! Do not misunderstand. Buy and hold investing is superior to almost all other market strategies. And if you are going to make an investment mistake, this is probably the least bad one to make. But one will be far better off eschewing assets when they are being bid up beyond price levels justified by sound fundamental valuation analysis.

Tip #2: Avoid being Devoured by the Parasites

Light gains make heavy purses - Francis Bacon

Well, as usual my ambition exceeded my accomplishments when it comes to this blog. I had hoped to have posted two or three more entries since Thanksgiving. But the combination of holiday travel, a new fitness/health regimen, trying to keep up with the many developments in the investment world and (admittedly) procrastination have caused me to fall behind schedule. My apologies.

Over the long weekend the financial markets were roiled by what looked to be a massive debt default (well, temporary suspension of payments is how the debtor preferred to characterize it) in Dubai. This seemed to remind investors that, while financial/asset markets have vigorously bounced since last Winter, problems continue to manifest themselves in the real global economy. Over-capacity and slack demand are ongoing issues around the world. Unemployment continues to plague the US, Europe and much of Latin America. While governments across the continents continue to engage in unprecedented deficit spending, the private sector continues to exhibit signs of economic malaise.

As a brief aside, there is a high correlation between coming asset busts and grandiose building projects. Dubai is presently constructing the Burj Dubai, slated to be 162 floors! This will eclipse the height of the current tallest building in the world (the Taipei 101 Tower) by over 1000 feet. Plans for constructing the Taipei 101 Tower in turn occurred prior to the global tech bust of 2000. Up until Taiwan's behemoth building was erected, the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur had been the world's tallest building; it was built in 1998, just in time for the East Asian financial crisis that leveled Malaysia's economy. Indeed, the Empire State Building, the tallest building on earth for over forty years, was finished just as the Great Depression was decimating the US economy and would continue to do so for over a decade. Hence, one may wish to avoid investing in nations which are planning to erect the tallest man-made vista.

At some point the dichotomy between asset markets and the real economy will have to be reconciled. In my opinion, there are only three possible outcomes. First, asset markets could correct down in recognition that structural problems in the global economy will continue to plague us all. Second, the global economy could trend higher, thereby justifying the "forward-looking" asset markets' price levels. Finally, all the stimulus throughout the world could continue unabated, leading to massive inflation, the likes of which have not been seen in decades. In this last environment, non-fixed income financial assets should hold their own, if not increase further (even adjusting for inflation). Most tangible assets should see huge gains in the event of significant inflation. It will be intriguing to see how things unfold to say the least, as the investment implications of the various individual scenarios described above are quite disparate.

But on to other matters. As I mentioned last week, I thought I would try to distill some of the most valuable lessons I have learned as an investor in these series of blogs. The first blog focused on how running with the crowd/lemmings is usually the best way to achieve poor returns, particularly prior to key market inflection points. I would now like to focus on the role financial institutions play in almost inevitably sabotaging your investment returns.

One should never forget that the financial services industry is the equivalent of the "House" in Las Vegas; it always wins in the long-run, and always does so at the expense of its patrons. Since I first published a PDF financial/investment newsletter in the wake of the stock market crash at the beginning of the decade, I have been a merciless critic of Wall Street (see also blogs below). And given what they extract from investors, I think it entirely justified to place them under very close scrutiny, as Americans collectively are charged almost $100 billion in various fees by financial services firms!

Now I do not have a problem with people being paid fairly for providing some value-added service. I will gladly pay money to a mechanic that can fix my theretofore inoperable car. I have no skills in auto mechanics. And as a fan of Adam Smith and David Ricardo, I am a firm believer in specialization of labor. But the problem with the financial services industry is that it collectively not only fails to add value for the unfortunate souls who entrust their hard-earned money to it, but Wall Street actually fails to achieve market returns once their exorbitant fees are considered.

As harsh as it sounds, the vast majority of financial services professionals are imbeciles, twits, scofflaws and/or scoundrels. And let's face it, individuals working as investment professionals would be deriving most of their income from profitable investments as opposed to the fees they collect from managing your money if they could consistently obtain above-market returns. But this is not the case by a long shot.

Now the average investor under-appreciates the way in which his/her returns are savaged by bloated Wall Street fees. Many individuals I talk to have no idea what the expense ratios are for the mutual funds they own in 401(k), IRA and/or brokerage accounts. The fact of the matter is that actively managed mutual funds can charge fees that oftentimes exceed 2%. Now that might not seem like much, but compounded annually over ten years, a 2% expense fee costs an investor almost 22%, which is a significant drag on your returns. This becomes all the more brutal over a decade like the one we have experienced since 1999, where overall returns are almost flat. In that case, you have less than 80 cents left for every dollar invested, despite the market being flat. So what seem like trifling fees actually can make a huge difference in how successful one's investments will be, particularly over very long periods of time.

Accordingly, I am convinced the vast majority of investors would be best served by investing in a properly constructed portfolio of low-cost index funds. Next time - The Myth of Buy and Hold Investing. Likely to be the most iconoclastic blog of this series. My apologies for the unedited nature of this entry; I am late for a poker game.

Seven Tips from Seven Years, Tip #1: Avoid Running with the Lemmings

Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.

Proverbs 4:7


On November 25, 2002 I took a leap of faith. At the time I had recently left the practice of law but was not certain what my next career step should be. For the previous 3-4 years I had been investing, initially in my 401(k) account, and then supplementing that with a brokerage account. Since I had saved a little over a year's salary that I could use as seed capital, I concluded that trying my hand at investing full-time was the option for which I had the greatest amount of enthusiasm.

Seven years and 6800+% later, I am still plugging along. The journey has not been easy, nor has it been particularly smooth. Being an investor is the ultimate eat-what-you-kill way of making a living. Volatility can wreck havoc on one's nerves and net worth. But on this anniversary of stepping out into the great unknown with no safety net by way of an alternate source of income, I have reflected upon the many lessons I have learned as an investor. Over the next week or so I will expound upon the seven insights that have proven to be most valuable to me.

Avoid Running with the Lemmings. The biggest mistake most investors make is reversing the most basic maxim of investing: Buy low, sell high. When I first started investing in the late 90's, Asia had just gone through a massive asset bust. Foreign investment was being yanked out at record levels. Accordingly, many Asian stocks were trading for pennies on the dollar. It was a wonderful time to run against the crowd and buy, buy, buy. But most retail investors saw the huge negative returns around 1998 and sold whatever stocks/emerging market mutual funds they had at what ended up being multi-decade lows.

Conversely, much of the foreign investment money that was being pulled out of Asia in the late 90's went flooding into the NASDAQ. Annual returns of 40, 70, 100% and more became de rigeur for investors. Making money had never been this easy, or fun. It was as simple as finding a publicly traded company that utilized or serviced the internet somehow, and then using the internet while "at work" to follow the hour-by-hour upward movement of your stock!! The old fuddy-duddies (such as yours truly) who were wringing their hands about outrageous valuation multiples, lack of earnings and unsustainable growth rates, were written off as morons who lacked the vision to appreciate the transformative nature of the New Economy. Like any mania/bubble, enough people got super-rich that it sucked in the lumpen-investors. Even those who were otherwise financially sober, cautious investors could only stand watching their neighbors and colleagues make huge sums of money for so long before jumping into the easy money fray.

But just as it appeared the stampede of lemmings (driven to frothing madness by the Wall Street shills constantly paraded out on CNBC) would trample every skeptic in their inexorable path to further financial riches, the cliff appeared. At first it was somewhat akin to Wily Coyote's ill-fated pursuits of Roadrunner. The NASDAQ dipped hard. But while no longer running on solid ground, and instead careening into thin air, the lemmings kept pumping their legs; this was not a crash, but rather a dip which provided a buying opportunity. The masses were convinced, as had been dutifully drilled into their heads by the unholy alliance of Wall Street and the financial media, that a prolonged downturn in the stock market was unthinkable. By the time most people realized they had been sold a bill of goods, 401(k) and brokerage accounts across the country had been brutalized; years of savings evaporated.

But I have to admit, the REALLY instructive thing about investing is what would occur in the following 5-7 years. I mean prior the 2000, the most recent market crash had occurred when the most sophisticated piece of technology in existence was a vacuum tube. Few investors had been alive during the stock collapse of 1929, so it was easier to cut them some slack for not foreseeing the imminent market downturn in the Spring of 2000.

But by 2002 investors had seen first hand a full-blown investing mania and the financial destruction it had wrought. These should have been grizzled, shrewd and deeply cautious individuals who would be well nigh impossible to hoodwink again, right? Oy Vey.

First came the housing bubble. This was actually precipitated by Greenspan's stupid and misguided efforts to avoid a recession brought about by the aforementioned stock market crash. People became even more zealous in their faith that the housing market was their financial savior. Construction of residential homes grew at a pace that was more than 6.5 times the rate of population growth. But with more than 1/3rd of home buyers purchasing as second homes or for investment purposes, there was an illusion of never-ending demand and ever-escalating prices. Lemmings everywhere got their legs pumping again. Home and condo flipping became the new day-trading (with similar prospects for long-term success). And once again, the financial services industry stood at the ready to give investors plenty of rope with which to hang themselves (as well as the institutions loaning the money, but that is another story): zero-down, negative amortization loans, zero percent interest teaser rates, and no documentation mortgages. It was all good. Collectively people believed that we could somehow all get rich by selling our houses to one another ad infinitum. But it was just a game of musical chairs with too many participants.

By 2007 other asset markets began to join the easy-money party. Stocks were particularly frisky. While the NASDAQ never ascended to its 2000 high, all the broader indexes had significantly exceeded their fin de siecle pinnacles. By the end of the year, for the only time in my (albeit brief) investing career, financial commentators were bullish on every financial asset; whether it was American stocks, foreign equities, gold, bonds, real estate, commodities, art or fine wine, "experts" projected ongoing price increases. This was as close to a bell ringing for the top of a market I have ever seen. 2008 obviously came as an unpleasant surprise for most everyone in the investment world.

So, other than being a very self-indulgent, long-winded and irreverent review of recent American financial history, what is the take-away? Well, all of the above events demonstrate that the quickest way to lose large sums of money is to follow the crowds when investment manias/bubbles arise. Similarly, when the masses eschew and revile a particular asset, that usually represents a very attractive entry point. Essentially investors operate within a continuum of greed (which in its most extreme form manifests in high levels of complacency) and fear (the hallmark of which is often panic-selling). As a deep contrarian, I firmly believe the only way to achieve substantially above-market returns is to bet against the crowd when extreme sentiment manifests itself in the markets. At one point my investment strategy was almost as simple as finding out what friends, colleagues and acquaintances were doing with their money, and taking the opposite side of the bet. It has served me quite well over the years.

Well, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, I am posting this as I descend into JFK for a visit with my in-laws. The next installment will be how to avoid getting consumed by the parasites. I hope one and all (and by that I mean the two people who are reading this) have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!

Don't Drink the Kool-Aid

“Heads we win, tails you lose.”

Mark’s First Maxim for Wall Street Denizens

My apologies friends. I have started this blog several times in the last few weeks or so. But every time I began outlining its content, my WIFF (Whitmore’s Indignation and Fulmination Factor) began to escalate uncontrollably. Since I have lived in a virtual 24/7 state of outrage since the government bailouts began last Fall, this was not a good thing. And unlike Dr. Evil, I do not have a Mr. Bigglesworth to stroke in order to reduce my frustration level.

But this missive could not be delayed any further, regardless of its health implications for moi. Maybe it was Citigroup having the audacity to tell its employees that the bank was actually profitable thus far this year (assuming of course you do not factor in the $300+ billion in toxic assets still on its books, the $45 billions in government funds it has received, its tax liabilities, and a variety of other trifling details). Perhaps it was the laser like focus upon which the public has directed its attention to the AIG bonus fiasco. At least $450 million (when properly characterized) in extra compensation appears to have been given to the geniuses that managed to put the company in a position in which it needed $160 billion in government aid simply to remain solvent. It also could have been the adroit display of verbal pugilism (even if some of it was below the belt) by Jon Stewart when CNBC personality/buffoon Jim Cramer came on his show last week.

Whatever the impetus, I am going to eschew my traditional outline (lest my WIFF go red-line), and let this be more of a stream of consciousness endeavor. Please bear with me.

Separating Wheat from Chaff

Back when I practiced law, I learned to make an important distinction. While I generally disdained the field, some of the most diligent, scrupulous and upstanding individuals I knew were attorneys. I have great respect and admiration for these people, and many are among my closest friends.

Similarly, I have family members and friends who are in both the financial services industry and real estate. While I have heaped great scorn upon these sectors as a whole, obviously there are really talented, earnest and hard-working individuals employed in these fields. I am fortunate enough to know many such people. Indeed, the long run health of our economy largely depends upon folks such as these transforming their industries. So please do not mistake my vitriol directed at the boneheads, scoundrels, loafers, scofflaws and boorish know-nothings who generally compose the financial sector of our economy as applying to any specific individuals who are employed therein (other than those I specify).

When Doing Something is Worse than Doing Nothing

When the financial crisis really began to pick up steam last Fall, a huge lie was perpetuated by policy-makers, pundits and financial executives alike: What was good for Wall Street was good for Main Street. This simple little deception allowed all manner of shenanigans, tom-foolery and hood-winking to take place.

The logic of this great lie was superficially sound. The financial sector of our economy had grown substantially over the last two decades. A greater percentage of stock market wealth was concentrated in that sector than had ever been the case in our history. A huge percentage of the population was employed in financial services, and many others were dependent upon the health of this industry.

So in comes Henry Paulson, scion of the Wall Street elite, and proposes that there might be some loose change in the sofas of the Treasury Department, say to the tune of $800 billion or so, that should be used to bail out all the poor financial institutions in tatters. Of course he argued that circumstances were so exigent that this massive program must be implemented immediately. There was no time for dispassionate reflection upon the specific merits of TARP, or worrying about how the money was going to be earmarked. No, action must be taken, as confidence was ebbing, and the credit markets desperately needed greasing. Moreover, Mr. Paulson represented that this money was actually an investment, or at worse a loan to Wall Street (in reality, funds used for TARP have already seen 30-35% losses that do not expect to be recouped according to Barron’s).

You see dear old Henry and most of the Wall Street executives continued to maintain that their impaired assets were artificially undervalued by a marketplace that had just gone crazy. Once the marketplace returned to normal, and asset prices resumed their lofty levels, the crisis would pass and the government could recoup its money.

But this was only part of a unified effort by republicans and democrats alike to save the likes of AIG, Bear Stearns, Citigroup, Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac, Goldman Sachs, etc.

Hypocrisy, Moral Hazards and Social Injustices

I have discussed at length why I think it is bad policy-making to spend trillions of dollars trying to avert an unavoidable, and indeed necessary, recession (see Save (for) Yourself, Save the World). But let me focus my acrimony on how the bailouts for the financial sector are pure and simple just ethically repugnant.

First, for the financial services sector to aver that it is deserving of any government assistance is the height of hypocrisy. Without boring the reader ad nauseum with history, the titans of finance lobbied Congress tirelessly throughout the last 25 years for Congress to remove government oversight and regulations (many of which had been imposed as safeguards in the wake of the financial crisis which caused the Depression). Throughout this time period, the constant justification was that if government would simply “unshackle” the industry and let free markets work, the financial sector would be more efficient and everyone would make more money. And boy, did it work. Between 1981-2003 the financial services portion of the S&P 500 index grew three times more quickly than the rest of the index (which itself appreciated hugely). People were making more money than many ever thought possible (recall the priceless ETRADE commercial during the 2000 Superbowl – “he’s got money coming out the wazoo.”) For Wall Street, laissez-faire capitalism was the greatest thing ever.

Well, until it was not. Apparently the vaporization of mid-six figure plus bonuses cause investment bankers and their ilk to bust out their Marx-Engels readers and become rabid socialists! Wall Street executives went from being Masters of the Universe to hat-in-their-hand mendicants. But instead of seeking nickels and dimes, they begged for hundreds of billions of dollars collectively. They have been hoisted on their own petard, as the very oversights and regulations they removed could have prevented these idiots from taking speculative and leveraged positions that ultimately proved their undoing. But now, they ask, nay expect, you and me via Uncle Sam and all their chums in DC to bail them out by taking on all their bad investments and impaired assets. Needless to say, they are not getting much sympathy from yours truly.

Second, the bail out of financial institutions is beyond outrageous due to the moral hazard that is perpetuated in the marketplace. I have previously discussed the notion of the “Greenspan put” and its deleterious impact on asset markets and the economy (see From Whence We Came Part II). In brief, for almost a full decade now, the Fed via Mr. Magoo (aka Alan Greenspan) and “Helicopter Ben” Bernanke have been moving heaven and earth monetarily in an effort to keep their game of musical chairs going.

Wall Street figured out how to master this game very early on. They would speculate recklessly with all kinds of overpriced, often highly leveraged assets that were still going up in price (first tech stocks, then mortgage backed securities and credit derivatives). Wall Street firms would make billions and billions of dollars for themselves, their clients and their shareholders. Then these kooky, inflated assets would, as is always the case, decrease in price.

Now in a functioning capitalist economy, this is where the notion of “market discipline” would come into play. You see if someone in the late 90’s speculated that Beannie Babies would keep appreciating, they would have lost a lot of money. Hopefully they would have learned something about imprudence and act differently in the future. If not, they would eventually go bankrupt, while other economic actors survived. This is economic Darwinism, and I embrace it. The smart never lost money. The adaptable learn from their mistakes and avoid making the same ones in the future. The incompetent make the same mistakes and eventually do not have the resources to recklessly and foolishly speculate.

But in his sage-like wisdom, Greenspan determined that nobody on Wall Street, no matter how dim-witted, should have to suffer the consequences on their incompetence! Hence, whenever these over-priced assets in which Wall Street idiots had substantial investments began to deflate, Greenspan was there to artificially cut interest rates to zero, thereby insuring other assets would inflate absurdly. Wall Street was thus always bailed out from its own stupidity.

At least until last year. As I have said before, you can only keep stimulating an economy artificially before it no longer responds (the law of diminishing returns). This is where the game of musical chairs ends and everyone realizes that all the seats are taken. First Bear Stearns needs help. But by bailing out Bear Stearns, the government sent two very clear messages to Wall Street and its owners/investors: 1) we will shield you from your own past stupidity; and 2) as a precedent for the future, certain enterprises will be deemed to be too important to fail. Somehow Lehman must have been on the outs with DC insiders, as it was the only entity of any significance that was allowed to go bankrupt.

But instead of Bear Stearns being the precedent, it should have been Lehman. Companies fail all the time. People lose jobs. While it is justifiable for the government to provide need-based assistance to those affected individuals and families who are having difficulty sustaining themselves, it is not justifiable to extend corporate welfare to enterprises whose mean incomes oftentimes exceeded $300,000. The message sent simply encourages future speculation, as now there is virtual certainty that no matter how moronic/reckless their actions, financial institutions will be able to siphon tax dollars ad infinitum to cover up their losses.

Finally, any concept of social justice is done great violence by these bailouts. This is almost so obvious that it does not warrant elaboration. This is evident by the way in which the AIG bonus issue has sparked the collective ire of the nation with such ferocity (just today AIG’s CEO stated that some of its employees were receiving death threats).

But one thing makes my blood virtually boil. Thousands of individuals making six, seven, and even eight figure incomes will receive more in income that is attributable from taxpayer sponsored bailouts than they will pay in taxes. Think about that. Or maybe you should not, as I would hate to spread an offshoot of the WIFF virus. But seriously, how can any society in good conscious create the most expensive bailout program ever seen on earth in which its most wealthy citizens benefit so disproportionately???

This is among the most massive wealth redistribution plans ever seen on earth, yet until recently, no one seemed to give the fairness issues much attention. The spin-masters were initially successful in making this a program deemed necessary to save the economy. But now reality is beginning to hit. Namely, that the economy will not likely be saved by this, and that in the process we are providing the greatest degree of assistance to those who are most able to care for themselves financially.

I had one discussion with an extremely bright investment banker a couple of months ago in which my WIFF reached what may be heretofore unsurpassed levels. Our a wide-ranging debate related to the state of the economy and government actions in the face of our economic crisis. Now this is someone who is quite vocal in their opposition to most government support programs for welfare recipients, mentally ill individuals and the like. Yet he was arguing for the TARP program that doled out money to troubled financial institutions. When confronted with the apparent contradiction, he conceded that he had a “soft spot” for the bailout program. Well, few things warm my heart like knowing there will not be investment bankers deprived of purchasing Patek Phillippes as gifts to themselves for a year of great work!

Concerning Weak Retorts

Oh, you may hear nonsense like these bailouts and bonuses are needed to keep bright capable people that are the only ones that can get us out of this mess. I doubt if I am not the only one that realizes that these are the people that got us into this mess. Needless to say, I am not overly optimistic that they will deftly navigate financial waters going forward.

Moreover, this sounds like the most hollow threat I can imagine. I mean the implication of this counter argument is that if we do not continue to employ these morons in the financial services industry they will take their impressive skill sets elsewhere. Let’s think about this. Resumes noting one’s experience at: losing billions of dollars through idiotic, leveraged trades; managing a division that earned a -75% return; running a company that required more than $100 billion in government bailouts. These people will clearly be in high demand everywhere.

In fact, the only compelling thing I have read arguing for the TARP program and the Wall Street bailouts that have accompanied it has come from Barron’s gifted columnist Alan Abelson. He noted that hundreds of billions of dollars is actually a small price to pay in order to prevent the thousands of investment bankers and other financial service professionals from entering the workplace as teachers, nurses, engineers, or a wide variety of other occupations that really matter. We may be dodging a bullet there.

The Worst Investment Advice Ever

When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again.

Shakespeare, King Lear

I am convinced that 99.9% of reported financial news/analysis is at best a waste of time. Investors tend to be focus upon “noise,” such as a drop in some particular economic indicator, and risk losing sight of the forest through the trees. But once in a while I come across something in the financial media so much more abominable that it warrants special opprobrium.

Let’s travel back in time together nine years, to the halcyon days of early 2000. Ahhh, doesn’t everyone feel better already? Y2K was perhaps the biggest non-event of our lives. Asset prices everywhere were buoyant. Jobs were plentiful. The government actually had a budget surplus, and was thereby reducing the national debt!! Sorry, I am a little dizzy here from the disorientation . . . . Ok, better now.

Of course everyone was happy other than yours truly. My delicate psyche was already troubled by disturbing trends in both personal spending and overall debt levels, as well as what appeared to be unsustainable increases in the stock market. And no sector had experienced greater gains than the tech sector. Now I am just a naïve simpleton; technology largely eludes my ken of understanding. I have to be tutored in the use of Excel. But as an investor, I simply could not see how companies that employed really smart, tech-savvy individuals, yet operated businesses with no track records, tiny customer bases and paltry revenue streams could be valued at billions and billions of dollars.

So while this Chicken Little was warning of the impending sky-earth collision in March 2000, I stumbled across an investment advice column online. In it, the “advisor” recounted the content of a letter he received from a reader seeking guidance. The poor fellow was in a very common situation. He was in his mid-late 50’s and was employed in a lower management position with some company. So here he was in the twilight years of his working life, yet had never gotten around to putting away much money in his retirement account. He had begun to do some back-of-the-napkin calculations one day and realized that his projected financial needs/wants upon retirement would exceed his social security payments. This epiphany suddenly made him a very motivated saver/investor. So he was going to max out his retirement contributions to try and “catch up.” But even at a maximum level, he was concerned about falling short of his retirement needs. He thus asked for this advisor’s portfolio allocation suggestions, both for what relatively small amount he had in his 401(k) at the time, as well as for future contributions.

The advisor began by making some general observations about how in younger years, investors should generally be invested heavily in equities, since stocks have higher long-term returns. These investors can also handle short-term losses given their long investing horizon. Conversely, older investors should start to funnel an increasing amount of their investments into more stable, fixed-income securities, even if they have less up-side. This percentage for someone like the reader might be 40% stocks and 60% bonds if he were an individual with a large sum in his 401(k). Even though I was advising that people have little or no money in the US stock markets at that time, I cannot take issue with the fact that this is good generic advice for any time equity markets are not at bubble levels.

The advisor went on to talk about the reader’s specific situation. Since this investor was way behind in saving for retirement, he would have to take on greater risk with his 401(k) allocation (my eyes began to widen). Specifically, the investor should be putting 80%+ into the stock market (my jaw dropped). And within the stock market he should put most of the money into the tech-laden NASDAQ due to its expected “higher returns” (incredulous, I was in a virtual apoplectic trance)!

This advice was imbecilic and deleterious on three levels. First, if someone has inadequate funds to maintain a desired lifestyle, the most important goal should be capital preservation, not capital appreciation. As such, advising this poor gentleman to place most of his saved income into the riskiest asset class at the time that was not a start up was utterly negligent, and placed the investor in financial harm’s way.

To understand the need to emphasize capital preservation better in this case, let’s imagine that after saving and scrimping all year, this fellow is able to sock away $10,000. Should he make 30%, he banks $3000 and feels good. But in the event his investment goes South 30%, he is now down to only $7000 in savings. But importantly, in order to get back to his initial $10,000 level, he must now obtain returns of 40%+. So volatility to the downside is much worse to his financial health that a commensurate gain is beneficial.

Economic behaviorism is a school of thought to which I adhere. Studies by economic behavioralists have shown that individuals suffer a greater magnitude of displeasure when an investment goes down x% that they receive satisfaction from the investment going up x%. This makes sense intuitively. When you receive something you have not had, you are generally pleased, but not necessarily ecstatic. But when you lose something that you have had, the sting can be very great indeed.

From a pragmatic perspective, it was even more important to prevent significant losses in this man’s retirement account. Assume he wanted to retire at 65 and then take a couple of trips a year with his wife and enjoy life. He figures out how much he needs to have saved to do all that, and then concludes that his investments would have to go up a total of 70% to make that happen. So he eschews bonds and safer equities, and plunks down his hard earned savings in high-flying tech stocks. But instead of gaining 70%, they lose the same amount. The effect? Now it is not an issue of trying to fit in that second trip each year. Rather, he may be unable to make his mortgage payments (more older Americans owe significant amounts on their houses than ever before, so this is not an unrealistic problem). Similarly, the man may conclude that he cannot retire until he is much older.

The second way in which this ranks as the worst investment advice I have seen in the financial media is that this counsel was provided on the eve of the great tech implosion of 2000. Now many financial advisors/professionals at the time claimed that they could not be blamed for being caught unawares, as most of their colleagues we similarly blind-sided by the precipitous fall in stock prices. Rubbish! The same reason the current housing crash should not have surprised people who claim to be real estate experts applies to tech crash of 2000: anytime there is an unprecedented increase in the magnitude of returns for a particular asset class, investors (as opposed to speculators) should generally run for the hills.

Stocks are like any other asset. There is some notion of intrinsic value that applies to companies. Those of us who invest based upon fundamentals look at a variety of metrics to determine how attractive stocks are priced. This method can be applied to individual companies, or markets as a whole. And while its application is far from scientific or fool-proof, it can give one a general idea of whether the stocks in question are investment worthy. When applying these analytical tools to the NASDAQ in the early part of 2000, it was apparent that the market was over-valued to an extent never seen before. So for this advisor to justify his recommendation of tech stocks based upon very recent, ephemeral and unsustainable gains in the NASDAQ was appalling by any standard of responsible financial advising. But this was not unique. I talked to dozens of people that were getting similar advice from their financial professionals as well.

Finally, the advisor made the mistake of treating stock market returns like an actuarial table. Sure, if one charts out the last 80 years or so, average returns in the stock market look pretty impressive (although a lot less impressive than they did back in 2000!) And in 2000, even ten year returns for tech stocks looked remarkable. But this is like driving by looking at nothing else but the rear-view mirror. Generally when one sees such complacency in the markets, danger is lurking around the corner. Of course even being able to see the corner and adjust one’s direction assumes that one is looking at the road. In this case, investors and their advisors en masse drove right through the barrier and off a cliff. One should never forget that asset markets make very quick and violent reversals. Expected returns can be dashed in the process.

I periodically think of the poor gentleman and the terrible advice he received from the investment "professional." I hope he got a second opinion that was remotely sensible given his situation. You see, the 70%+ loss scenario I outlined above was not arbitrary. In the nine years since March of 2000, that is the magnitude of losses in the NASDAQ index. It would have been far better advice to have told the reader to go to a roulette table once a year and put his entire annual savings on black. The total expected losses would have been much less than buying tech stocks in early 2000.

This topic came to mind due to the fact that I have had numerous inquiries from friends who are trying to assist their parents, many of whom have suffered huge losses in retirement funds, manage the money that is left. Since many older individuals rely upon these accounts for a stream of income, the relevant question is usually whether they should cut their losses in stocks and get out, or stick it out expecting some imminent rebound. However, without doing a painstaking analysis of someone’s entire finances, it is impossible to proffer general advice on this topic responsibly.

But it is possible for me to implore folks, whether you are managing your own personal finances, or those of your parents, to determine what level of income is needed to support a minimally accepted lifestyle. Frankly we in this country are blessed, as no one will ever be in a position of starving, and few will be unable to find long-term shelter. Social security and other state programs alone address these needs. But once the investor determines one's future acceptable standard of living, the savings that will support that level should be in very secure investments. Generally this would be something like Treasury Inflation Protected Securities, short-term fixed income instruments, and possibly certain investment grade corporate bonds.

Reader Appreciation

I began this enterprise in a rather sputtering manner last July. While always having a passion for assisting people who might not be otherwise financially inclined make smart decisions concerning their money (or at least avoid making poor ones), I am not by nature a self-promoter. However, after a close friend told me that a “blog unread is simply a diary,” I realized I hate diaries and needed to do something about that. Accordingly, I started to let people know this personal endeavor exists, mostly through contacting Facebook friends.

In the month that I have spread the word, this is now the most tracked blog dealing with either investing or personal finance that is networked through Facebook, with 100 individuals who have signed on as followers. It is also the most followed blog under the topic of “ranting.” I am not sure how I should feel about that.

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